Facetron
A fancy tool for slicing gems like a boss, but it’s also a face that’s been turned into a robot and it’s probably judging you.
My mom used a facetron to cut my dad’s diamond ring and it looked like it was giving him the finger.
That facetron is so high-tech, it probably has a better life than my math teacher.
I asked my robot if it was a facetron and it just stared at me like I had 10 thumbs.