Facetroll
The worst kind of friend who acts like they care, but they're just waiting for you to fail so they can laugh at you.
'You posted a photo of your dog and I commented, 'This dog is the worst dog ever.' You didn't reply. I felt accomplished.'
'You texted me, 'Hey, how are you?' I replied, 'I'm fine, but your life is the worst.''
'You asked me to help you with your math test. I said yes. Then I failed you on purpose.'