Facetrace - The process of scrolling through Facebook like it’s a job, j

The process of scrolling through Facebook like it’s a job, just to find someone who isn’t already a pain in the ass.

Facetracing is my full-time job now. Found 4 friends. Now I have 4 more people to deal with.

I facetraced until my phone died. Found 3 friends. Now I have 3 more people to hate.

Facetracing for 1 hour. Found 2 friends. Now I have 2 more people to suffer with.