facetown
Facetown is when you're so drunk you can't tell your feet from your face, and you're just hoping someone will save you from your own stupidity.
I can't tell if I'm in Facetown or if my face is just really drunk.
She can’t tell if she’s in Facetown or if she’s just been hit by a train of drinks.
He thinks his face is a drink. He’s in Facetown.