Facetor
You’re so f***ed up you don’t even know your own name. You do something so weird it either makes people laugh or makes them question their lives.
He facetored by wearing pajamas to work and singing to the printer.
She facetored by painting the ceiling with glitter and shouting ‘I am a star’.
They facetored at the restaurant by throwing spaghetti at the waiter and demanding free dessert.