facetiolism
When someone’s so obsessed with being a smart-ass that they think they’re the only one with a brain, and everyone else is just a bunch of brainless meat.
You: What’s your problem? Him: You. Me: Yeah, I’m the problem. You’re just the highlight.
She: I don’t need your help. Me: I didn’t offer it. You just took it like a thief in the night.
He: You’re not smart. You’re just loud.