facetiolism
When someone’s so full of themselves that they think they’re the funniest person in the room, and everyone else is just a bunch of sad, quiet spectators.
You: How’s your day? Him: It was okay. Me: Oh, okay. That’s the best you can do? I’m stunned.
She: I’m not tired. I’m just bored. Me: Yeah, I can tell. You’re just a walking nap.
He: You’re not funny. You’re just a punchline that no one asked for.