facetiolism
When someone takes being a smart-ass so far that they think they’re the only one who can make jokes, and everyone else is just a sad, silent audience.
You: That was a terrible movie. Him: Yeah, it was so bad, it was like watching a dog try to do algebra.
She: I don’t know why you’re so loud. Me: I don’t know why you’re so quiet. You’re just a wall.
He: You think you’re funny? I think you’re a walking joke that no one wants to hear.