facetiming - Getting hit in the face, but not just once, it’s like a whol

Getting hit in the face, but not just once, it’s like a whole face party.

I Facetimed my crush and he said, 'You look like you just got hit in the face by a truck.'

My friend Facetimed me and said, 'You look like you just got slapped by a donkey.'

I Facetimed my crush and he said, 'You look like you just got hit in the face by a whole army.'