facetime sickness
When you’re on a video chat and the person is so loud and jiggling like they’ve been kicked by a goat and they think they’re helping the conversation, but they’re just making it worse.
My dad did a karate chop at my uncle during our video call. My uncle dropped his coffee.
My sister did a full sprint across the room during our FaceTime. I had to mute my mic.
My friend did a TikTok dance in the middle of our group chat. It was glorious.