FaceTime relationship
When you’re in a relationship but you only see each other through a tiny screen like you’re both stuck in a phone and you’re both mad
You: I’m gonna end this relationship. Him: Why? You: Because you’re on Facetime and you’re eating pizza and I’m on Facetime and I’m eating cereal and I’m not even mad, I’m just confused.
She: I’m gonna break up with you. Me: Why? She: Because I’m on Facetime and I’m eating pizza and you’re on Facetime and you’re eating cereal and I’m not even mad, I’m just confused.
Me: I’m gonna propose. You: Why? Me: Because I’m on Facetime and I’m eating pizza and you’re on Facetime and you’re eating cereal and I’m not even mad, I’m just confused.