FaceTime hours
Time you spend on FaceTime with your lover or the person you're about to make your lover (starting at 10pm and going into the abyss)
I was on FaceTime at 10:30pm. My mom called. I said, 'Tell her I’m dying.'
He was on FaceTime with me at 11pm. He looked like a zombie. I said, 'You’re my zombie now.'
We were on FaceTime at midnight. I was crying. He was laughing. I said, 'You’re a monster.'