facetime fucking
You FaceTime your lover, show them your junk, and start jacking off like it’s a job interview. You’re proud of yourself, but they’re probably cringing.
I FaceTimed my girlfriend, showed her my junk, and said, 'This is my best work.' She said, 'You’re not getting a raise.'
My boyfriend FaceTimed me and started jacking off like it was a job interview. I was like, 'You’re not getting hired.'
I FaceTimed my bf and said, 'I’m going to make this count.' He said, 'You’re making it count in the worst way.'