facetime facial
A FaceTime Facial is when some guy calls you on FaceTime at work and goes off like a rocket the second you answer and then disappears like he never existed.
My boss called me on FaceTime and he peed himself in the middle of the meeting.
My ex called me during a Zoom call and blew his load right in front of my boss.
My cousin's boyfriend FaceTimed her during lunch and came like a fire truck.