Facesturbating - When you pretend to be popular on Facebook just so you can f

When you pretend to be popular on Facebook just so you can feel like you're not completely alone and pathetic.

I got 12 likes on my post about my cat dying. I'm not sad. I'm just facesturbating.

My ex liked my photo. I'm not in love. I'm just facesturbating.

I added 500 bots to my friends list. I'm not cool. I'm just facesturbating.