Facesturbate - Using Facebook to jerk off to people you don't even know, bu

Using Facebook to jerk off to people you don't even know, but you pretend like you do.

I saw my old teacher's post. I facesturbated so hard I got a cramp in my hand.

My mom's best friend sent me a message. I facesturbated like it was the first time I ever saw her.

I got a message from a guy I met in middle school. I facesturbated so much I almost deleted my account.