Facestraction
When you go on the internet to do something, but Facebook comes in like a bull in a china shop and knocks everything over, including your brain, your schedule, and your dignity.
I tried to finish my math test, but now I’ve spent 45 minutes arguing with a stranger about the best pizza toppings.
I went online to send my boss an email, but now I’ve posted 7 status updates about my day.
I tried to look up a movie, but now I’ve joined a group called 'People Who Think They’re Funny.'