Facestraction
When Facebook takes over your life so much that you forget you have a life, and you also forget that you used to have a brain, and you’re now just a sad little human who stares at their phone like it’s the last thing on Earth.
I was supposed to clean my room, but now I’ve spent 2 hours looking at my ex’s new profile picture and crying in the comments.
I tried to call my mom, but now I’ve posted 3 status updates and sent 7 messages to my cousin’s ex.
I opened Facebook to look up a job, but now I’ve joined a group called 'People Who Hate Their Bosses on Mondays.'