Facestracted - You try to be productive, but Facebook steals your soul and

You try to be productive, but Facebook steals your soul and leaves you a message that says 'You're welcome, loser.'

I was going to clean my room and now I've watched 10 videos of dogs doing stupid stuff.

I started to do my science project and now I've joined a Facebook group called 'People Who Hate Science.'

I tried to call my friend and now I'm crying because my cat is getting adopted again.