Facestracted - You open Facebook to do something simple, but now your brain

You open Facebook to do something simple, but now your brain is gone and you're posting about your feelings like it's your full-time job.

I opened Facebook to check my messages and now I've posted a 10-paragraph status about my day.

I was going to send a text and now I've joined a group called 'People Who Hate Texting.'

I tried to do my math homework and now I'm arguing with my dog about why it can't count to 10.