FaceStorm
You're so obsessed with facebook that you waste your whole day coming up with status updates for every single thing you do, and you're too proud to post anything less than perfect.
I brushed my teeth and now I have to write a status about it. It's the end of me.
I sat on the couch and now I have to make it sound like a masterpiece. I'm done.
I watched TV and now I have to write a status. I'm living hell.