FaceStorm - You become a facebook maniac who can't stop thinking of new

You become a facebook maniac who can't stop thinking of new statuses for everything you do, and you're too proud to post anything less than amazing.

I drank soda and now I have to write a status about it. I'm dead.

I blinked and now I have to make it sound like a story. I'm done for.

I breathed and now I have to write a status. I'm living hell.