FaceStorm
You become a facebook freak who spends more time thinking about what to post than actually living your life, and you're too lazy to just post something stupid.
I drank water and now I have to write a status about it. I'm out.
I took a nap and now I have to explain it in 140 characters. I'm doomed.
I opened my eyes and now I have to write a status. What even is this?