facestalker - Using Facebook to stalk people like they're hiding from the

Using Facebook to stalk people like they're hiding from the police, and you're just there to get the full story.

I stalked my ex for a year because I didn't want to admit I was still in love with them.

I saw my neighbor's profile and now I know they have a cat named Steve and a terrible sense of humor.

I looked at my coworker’s profile and now I know they have a fake beard and a secret life as a rockstar.