facestalker - Using Facebook to look around like you're a detective, check

Using Facebook to look around like you're a detective, checking everyone’s profiles just to know everything about them.

I looked at my friend's profile and realized they had a new dog and now I feel bad about my own life.

I scrolled through my old friend's profile and now I know they have a new job and I'm still stuck at the same one.

I checked my crush’s profile and now I know they have 100 followers and I have 2 and now I'm crying.