facestalker - Adding old friends on Facebook just to see if they're fat, u

Adding old friends on Facebook just to see if they're fat, ugly, or still a loser, and you don't care if they even notice.

I added my old friend on Facebook just to see if they had gotten fat and now I'm judging them for being a loser.

I saw my old friend's profile and now I know they have ugly kids and I'm still better than them.

I added my crush on Facebook just to see if they had gotten rich and now I'm jealous of their life.