Facespacetube Dick - A faceplantube maniac who thinks their phone is their life a

A faceplantube maniac who thinks their phone is their life and yells at you about their new upload like it's the end of the world.

Bro, my faceplantube thing is the best. You're gonna die when you watch it.

I just posted a new faceplantube thing. It's the best thing ever. You're gonna die.

I got 3 likes. I'm gonna cry. Watch my new faceplantube thing.