Facespacetube Dick - A faceplantube lunatic who lives on their phone and comes to

A faceplantube lunatic who lives on their phone and comes to you every day to brag about their stupid new upload.

Hey bro, I just made a new faceplantube thing. It's the best thing ever. You're gonna like it.

I got 1 like. I'm a star. Watch my new upload.

I'm a lunatic. My faceplantube thing is the best. You're gonna die.