Faceshooter
A Faceshooter is a drink that’s so weak it’s basically a cry for help. It’s vodka and soda, and it’s usually served in groups of four because one isn’t enough to get you drunk.
My friends call it the ‘Texas special’ because it’s so bad it deserves its own state.
I drank two and now I feel like I’m being yelled at by a ghost.
My dad drinks them every night and still doesn’t know who he is.