facerook
a facebook user who can't hide their facebooking secrets and posts so bad it's like they're screaming their past to the whole internet, especially when they try to look cool but their old posts ruin it.
post: 'i'm trying to look cool but my old pic is from 2007 and i had a mustache'
comment: 'why is my farmville still going? i'm trying to be cool here'
DM: 'i just got a new job but my old posts say i eat pizza every day'