facerook
a facebook rookie who can't hide their facebooking habits and creeps so obvious it's like they're advertising their old posts and pics like a used car salesman.
post: 'trying to look cool but my old pic is from 2008 and i had a mullet'
comment: 'why do i still have that stupid farmville post from 2010?'
DM: 'i just got a new phone but my old pics are still on my profile'