facerook
a facebook newbie who can't hide their facebooking habits and creeps so bad it's like they're trying to get caught; they post stupid stuff like old pics of themselves eating pizza in 2009 and everyone knows they're a fakeout failure.
DM: 'hey, why aren't you on my friend list? i'm trying to creep you and it's not working'
post: 'just got a new job, cool, but my old profile pic is still up'
comment: 'i'm trying to look cool but my farmville is still going strong'