facerook
a facebook newbie who can't hide their facebooking secrets and creeps so bad it's like they're trying to be cool but their old pics are screaming their past to the whole internet.
post: 'i'm trying to look cool but my old pic is from 2007 and i had a mullet'
comment: 'why do i still have that stupid farmville post from 2012?'
DM: 'i just got a new phone but my old pics are still on my profile'