faceriding
When a girl slaps her snatch right on your face and starts sucking, licking, and slurping like a hungry dog at a meat truck.
She face-ridden me in front of my whole class. I got a D+ for that math test.
He face-ridden me during the Zoom meeting. My boss asked if I was having a seizure.
I face-ridden my crush on the school bus. The driver yelled at us and gave me a ticket.