faceriding
Putting your mouth where it doesn't belong and getting treated like a snack by a girl who's got a full-time job of being gross.
I got face-ridden by my neighbor's sister. She said I was the best snack she ever had.
He face-ridden me in the grocery store. I had to pay for three extra bags of chips.
I got face-ridden by my cousin. She called me 'the human vacuum.'