Faceregret
The shame you feel when you check your Facebook and your face is in the middle of someone’s rant, and you’re like, I didn’t sign up for this.
My face was in a comment about my brother’s terrible singing, and now he won’t stop singing in my face.
I replied to a post about the worst movie ever, and now I’m the villain of the movie.
I commented on my friend’s post about her bad dating life, and now she’s texting me every hour.