Faceregret
The embarrassment you get when your face is in a Facebook argument and you’re like, I didn’t sign up for this, I just wanted to post a meme.
I posted a meme about my job, and now my boss is commenting on it like it’s a performance review.
I replied to a post about the worst traffic jam, and now I’m the worst driver in the city.
I commented on a post about the best coffee, and now I’m the enemy of the barista.