Facequit
When you shut off Facebook like it owes you money, just to rub it in everyone's face that you're better than all of them. Most of them are just sad little people who think they're cool because they don't have Facebook.
DM to my ex: 'I’m facequitting. You’re not even worth my Facebook energy.'
Text to my friend: 'I deactivated Facebook. I’m now the king of the no-Facebook people.'
Status: 'Facebook? I don’t need that noise. I’m too good for that.'
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