facepuml - You hit your face so hard it sounds like you're trying to be

You hit your face so hard it sounds like you're trying to beat it into submission. It's like your hand is giving your face a lecture.

My dad told me I had to do the dishes and I facepuml’d like he'd stolen my freedom.

I lost my favorite shirt and facepuml’d so hard my hand got a cramp.

I saw my crush with my enemy and I facepuml’d like I had just been stabbed.