facepuml - When you facepalm but with the fury of a thousand angry monk

When you facepalm but with the fury of a thousand angry monkeys. It's like your face is getting a beatdown from your own hand.

I failed my spelling test and facepuml’d like I was being tortured.

I got called out in class and facepuml’d like I was being publicly shamed.

I saw my crush with someone else and I facepuml’d like I had just died inside.