facepsalm
When you hit your face with your palm because you’re sick of a brainwashed religious lunatic talking nonsense like it’s scripture.
My pastor said the devil was in my phone. I facepsalmed so hard my face turned purple.
My cousin said the sky was made of donuts. I facepsalmed so much my face looked like a tomato.
At church, the guy behind me said 'the moon was a lie.' I facepsalmed so loud the choir fell asleep.
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