Facepod
A Facepod is someone who thinks they're cool because they can post a status and listen to music at the same time. They're basically brain-dead.
Just posted my lunch. It's a masterpiece. #FacepodMoments
I listened to 50 songs while posting 10 statuses. #FacepodPower
My face is numb from staring at my phone. #FacepodPain