Facepod - A Facepod is someone who would rather die than stop scrollin

A Facepod is someone who would rather die than stop scrolling through Facebook or switching songs on their iPod. They’re the worst kind of human.

I posted 100 photos of my cat. No one likes it. #FacepodFrustration

I took a 20-minute break to post 3 statuses. #FacepodRage

I can't even remember my own name. #FacepodDisaster