faceplause
A loud slap of shame that happens when someone drops a bomb so bad everyone wishes they had a facepalm emoji.
My friend said, 'I ate a whole pizza for breakfast,' and I faceplauded him for being a monster.
My neighbor said, 'I don’t need sleep,' and the whole block faceplauded him into a coma.
My crush said, 'I’m a superhero,' and I faceplauded him into oblivion.