faceplate - When you fall face-first into something, like a pillow, and

When you fall face-first into something, like a pillow, and you end up suffocating because you're too dumb to just breathe.

He faceplated into the pillow and suffocated like he was a baby.

I faceplated into the pillow and nearly died from lack of air.

She faceplated into the pillow and cried like it was her last day on Earth.