Faceplame - When you slap your face with the back of your hand so you do

When you slap your face with the back of your hand so you don’t feel the stupid as much.

I faceplame-d when my friend told me I could live in a tree and eat worms.

My dog faceplame-d when he tried to talk to a cat.

My neighbor faceplame-d when he tried to paint his house with a fork.