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When a girl says 'Hi' in Facebook chat, she’s being a tease and a pain in the ass. The guy is like, 'Oh, you want to talk? I’ll take over and make you regret it.'
She said 'Hi' and I sent her a 100-message rant about my ex.
He took over the chat and didn’t stop until I agreed to a date.
I said 'Hi' and he sent me a picture of his cat and a 500-word essay about it.