Facephobia
A person is so used to typing on Facebook that they get a panic attack when someone actually talks to them face to face
My cousin texted me: 'Why are you here? I can’t breathe!' I said, 'Because you’re hiding in your bedroom again.'
My mom said, 'I can’t go to the grocery store. I might have to talk to a real person!'
My brother screamed, 'I can’t stand this! I’m going to go live on Facebook!'