Facepenis
Facepenis is the engineering school at Cornell acting like a bunch of angry monkeys who broke all the computers. It's the worst thing since sliced bread and bad grades.
I wrote on my homework, 'This problem is a facepenis. I hate it.'
My friend texted me, 'This lab is the facepenis. I'm going to fail.'
In my class, someone said, 'This professor is a facepenis. We're all doomed.'