Facepalmist
A facepalmist is the worst kind of person, the kind who makes you slap your face so much you wish you had a second face to slap.
My cousin said, 'Why do we have eyebrows? To make our eyes look like they’re screaming.' I facepalmed and almost fell off the couch.
My brother said, 'The ocean is just a big puddle.' I facepalmed so hard I got a black eye.
My grandma said, 'I think time is just a clock that doesn’t know what it’s doing.' I facepalmed and cried.